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Austin Wavs
"This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby."
"Oh, behave. Hehehehe. Yeah. Yeah, baby! Yeah!"
"I won't bite...hard."
"Let me ask you a question. And be honest. Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby? Yeah! Do I?"
"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"
"Allow myself to introduce...myself."
"Nerd alert!"
"No, this is me in a nutshell. Help, I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell? Look at the size of this bloody great big nutshell? What sort of shell has a nut like this? This is crazy."
"Very shagadellic."
"Who throws a shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman."
"If that is a woman, it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick."
"It's my happening, baby and it freaks me out. Yeah, man!"
Dr. Evil Wavs
"That can't be done."
"Begin the unneccisarily slow-moving dipping mechanism."
"DOCTOR Evil. I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'Mister,' thank you very much."
"There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."
"I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assasins."
Other Wavs
Basil Exposition: "A lot's happened since you were frozen. The cold war's over."
Austin Powers: "Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? eh, comrades? eh?"
Basil Exposition: "Austin, we won."
Austin Powers: "Oh. Groovy. Smashing. Yeah, capitalism."
Austin Powers: "Only two things scare me and one is nuclear war."
Basil Exposition: "What's the other?"
Austin Powers: " 'Scuse me?"
Basil Exposition: "What's the other thing that scares you?"
Austin Powers: "Carnies."
Basil Exposition: "What?"
Austin Powers: "Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."
Irish Assasin: "They're always after me lucky charms."
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