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"Meanwhile, I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the abroller."
"Mulder didn't say that it WAS Alex Trebek...it was just someone that looked incredibley like him."
"All lies lead to the truth."
"Well, of course, he didn't actually say, 'bleeped.' He said --"
"Your contact, while interesting in the context of science fiction, was, at least in my memory, recounting a poorly veiled synopsis of an episode of 'Rocky and Bullwinkle.'"
"I know it probably doesn't have the sense of closure that you want. But, it has more than some of our other cases."
"You know, I haven't eaten since six o'clock this morning and all that was was half of a creamcheese bagel and it wasn't even real creamcheese, it was light creamcheese."
"Have you checked your e-mail this morning, Mulder?"
"I don't go out very much."
"Are you sure it wasn't a girly scream?"
"Here be monsters."
"I just put money in the magic fingers."
"Ooh, boy!"
"If there's a point, Mulder, please feel free to come to it."
"What do you mean you want me to do another autopsy? And why do I have to do it right now? I just spent hours on my feet doing an autopsy all for you. I do it all for you, Mulder. You know, I haven't eaten since six o'clock this morning and all that was was half of a creamcheese bagel and it wasn't even real creamcheese, it was light creamcheese. And now you want me to run off and do another autopsy?"
"Sure. Fine. Whatever."
"Mulder, toads just fell from the sky."
"Yadda, yadda, yadda."
"Yeeha."
"You ever have the suspicion that you've been abducted by aliens?"
"Do you have an old cemetery in town, off the beaten path? The creepier, the better."
"Well, they told me that even though my deoderant's made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man."
"Eenie, meenie, chilli-beanie, the spirits are about to speak."
"If you don't hear from me by midnight, feed my fish."
"WAHH!"
"Think they would've taken me more seriously if I wore the gray suit?"
"Greetings from planet earth."
"Just hack me some identification numbers."
"I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast."
"I want to believe."
"Is this about the tooth that was found in the cafeteria jello?"
"Come on, Scully, get those little legs moving. Come on."
"Take your best shot, Scully, but I think there's more going on here than Luke Skywalker and his lightsaber."
"Agents Mulder and Scully, F.B.I."
"Hey, Scully, check this out: mango kiwi tropical swirl. Now we know we're dealing with a mad man."
"There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere, but I can't quite find it."
"So, you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of (russian accent) moose and squirrel."
"You can get the next mutant."
"ParTAY!"
"Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."
(singing Shaft theme) "Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft. Can ya dig it? They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother. Shut your mouth! Talkin' 'bout Shaft."
"Do you think I'm spooky?"
"Try any of that tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your ass."
"Come on, Scully, it'll be a nice trip to the forest."
"Well, just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup and a really high tolerance for being second-guessed and start pumping out the little uberscullys."
"Yeeha!"
Scully: "Her name is bambi?"
Mulder: "Yeah, both her parents were naturalists. Her theory is that ufos are actually nocturnal insects passing through electrical airfields."
Scully: "Her name is bambi?"
Scully: "I think it's bile."
Mulder: "Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?"
Mulder: "How would this happen?"
Scully: "The birds, the bees, and the monkey babies, Mulder."
Mulder: "Hey, Scully, do you think you could ever cannibilize someone? I mean, if you really had to."
Scully: "Well, as much as the very idea is aborric to me, I suppose under certain conditions, a living entity is practically conditioned to perform whatever extreme measures are necessary to ensure its survival. I suppose I'm no different."
Mulder: "You've lost some weight recently, haven't you?"
Scully: "Yeah, actually, I have. Thanks for --"
Scully: "Having completed the autopsy, I checked into the Davy Crockett Motor Court."
Mulder: "The name of it was actually the Sam Houston Motor Lodge."
Mulder: "I think you drooled on me."
Scully: "Sorry."
Scully: "Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness."
Mulder: "You trying to tell me something?"
Mulder: "One more anal probing, gyro, pyro, levitating, ecoplasm, alien anti-matter story and I'm gonna take out my gun and shoot somebody."
Scully: "Well, I guess I'm done here -- you seem to have invalidated your own work. Have a nice life."
Mulder: "I just wanna hear it the way you saw it."
Scully: "I don't feel comfortable with that."
Mulder: "Prison, Scully. Your cellmate's nickname is gonna be Large Marge. She's gonna read a lot of Gertrude Stein."
Mulder: "I just get very turned on."
Scully: "Shutup, Mulder."
Mulder: "Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine."
Scully: "Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours."
Scully: "Mulder, you're rushing me out of the room."
Mulder: "No, I'm not."
Scully: "Do you have a girl coming over?"
Mulder: "What's a girl?"
Mulder: "You never draw my bath."
Scully: "Mulder, you're nuts."
"These men have been negotiating a planned armageddon."
"You have conclusive evidence of this?"
Mulder: "It's a global conspiracy. It reaches into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet."
Scully: "I had you."
Mulder: "No, you didn't."
Scully: "Oh, yeah. I had you big time."
Mulder: "You had nothing."
"The lies will be exposed."
"It has mutated."
"The X-Files, rated PG-13. Starts June nineteenth, only in theaters."
"On June nineteenth, the truth is revealed."
"The threat will be uncovered."
clip from the soundtrack
clip from theme song of the movie
roof scene with Mulder and Scully (too long to transcribe)
Assistant Director Skinner: "Scully. Mulder."
Mulder: "I was drugged."
official F.B.I. knock
theme from the TV show
Mulder: "So, they're different."
Byles: "You know the way television works?"
Mulder: "Yeah, you click it on, you get a picture."
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